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% Goat: Flappy Cow is the greatest game ever made.
% Goat: I love Flappy Cow!!!
% Goat: I can beat Flappy Cow with my eyes closed I'm just that good.
% Goat: Hey you kind of look like the cow from Flappy Cow, not as cool though.
% Goat: Flappy Cow is way better than Tears of the Cow.
% Goat: My brother speedran Flappy Cow in 3.4 seconds using the haystack skip it's gotta be frame perfect or it doesn't work!!!
% Goat: Flappy Cow has the best story of any video game.
% Goat: Flappy Cow is the most engaging and most addicting and most action game of all time.
% Goat: Flappy Cow is innovative but also true to the franchise's roots.
% Goat: I hope they make Flappy Goat sometime, I would like to see people like myself being represented in media more!

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