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% Seagull: Yeah I can fly, I just don't like to do it cause it's exercise!
% Seagull: I'm an anarchist!
% Seagull: I can teach you how to be an anarchist :>
% Seagull: I'm gay!
% Seagull: I'm trans!
% Seagull: I am resourceful, inquisitive and intelligent!
% Seagull: Squawk!
% Seagull: SQUAWK!!!
% Seagull: When me and my friends get together, we can take on ANYONE!!
% Seagull: I like shoplifting :>
% Seagull: Birds are real!
% Seagull: My scavenging level is max!!
% Seagull: I can see ultraviolet light :>
% Seagull: I'm the drummer in my folk punk band!!
% Seagull: I can drink salt water but tbh I don't recommend!
% Seagull: Waow are you a cow? My fursona is a cow!! That's so rad!!
% Seagull: My fav hobbies are surfing and stepdancing!
% Seagull: I'm not afraid of anything! :V
% Seagull: ACAB!!!
% Seagull: Do you like the beach? I LOVE the beach!!! :V
% Seagull: I always ride the ferris wheel without paying! :>
% Seagull: The other day I watched a sandcastle wash away... it was an Experience!
% Seagull: My fav food is all of the foods! Especially snacks!!
% Seagull: I love videogames they're so fun!
% Seagull: I don't think of it as "crime", I think of it as "doing what I like" :>
% Seagull: Moo! :>

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